p(DOOM) Doomsday Clock

64 × 32/ counting to local midnight/ zone —

p(DOOM)

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until p(DOOM)

A countdown to the next local midnight, refreshed every second.

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Not a prediction. The joke is that p(DOOM) happens every midnight, every day. The clock resets, and you get another one. Use it well.

Every quotation here is real, attributed, and carries a link to its source. Wording was corroborated against published reporting of each primary source rather than by fetching the primary documents, so the source links are there to be clicked, not taken on trust.

The same design also runs on a Tidbyt as a Pixlet app, where a 64×32 LED matrix and a 15-second pre-rendered animation set all the rules.